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Hello, our names are Alexa and Celeste. We enjoy talking to men about all sorts of things - we are very open-minded and easygoing, as long as you aren't rude or a dickhead.


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Over the years, we have explored a wide breadth of fetishes. Seldom are we shocked or surprised anymore, so don't be shy! Verbal humiliation is one of our favorites and even before starting phone sex humiliating our peers together was a pastime for us. We have always had high standards and the tendency to be critical fault-finders, which goes with the territory. We've probably at least heard of your fantasy. We encounter chronic jerkoffs, masochists (physical and/or emotional), assfuckers, men with small penises, and cocksuckers often. We can tease you while you're in chastity, encourage you to edge, play tease and denial games, raise the rate on you... Having a good, fun time for everyone is what's most important to us. Every once in a while men call for advice or insight (or simply for company), too. We do have a unique perspective on things, after all, being interested in psychology and having explored so many horny men's minds.

Warning: we hate it when guys call and vaguely say "I'm submissive," "I want to please you," "I like being controlled," or "I like being told what to do," and then act like they have said all that they needed to say and the rest is up to us. We actually think that most of you are just being typical, bored consumers. It feels very much like "I am paying you, therefore I hold all of the cards, and I can boldly claim to be submissive while I expect you to entertain me and my self-absorbed wishes." We don't actually believe that you're conceptually submissive. It's a funny catch-22, but we are just explaining the dynamic in hopes of warding it off. Please do not come to us with that shit. We see it as a fraudulent act. Feel free to let us know if you feel differently, like we are misunderstanding something.

We have been complimented numerous times for our "realness," so that is worth mentioning. We do enjoy sessions most when we are genuinely being ourselves without feeling expected to conform to a typical sort of femdomme role (although we do enjoy getting into character if you to want to roleplay). Basically, we value authenticity and candour. Being that way ourselves, we may naturally have a tendency to hold you to that standard as well, so excuse us if that bothers you.

Anyways, feel free to contact us with questions, but we only check every once in a while, so definitely just call if you're pressed for time. It's pretty pointless to mail us asking if you can call - if the line is on, then you can call. I don't know why so many of you guys do that. It's ridiculous, honestly.

Hope we chat soon!