Come worship ME, Master Redneck. Come bow to MY Power, MY Control. I'll exploit yer weakness to serve, obey, worship. Do you feel the void in your life? Do you want to feel the presence of a SUPERIOR BEING in yer life? Do you want to light MY cigar and take MY smoke? Do you want to remove the boots and socks of a REAL MAN and taste the greatest feet on earth? Do you want to use your mind, body and wallet to totally submit to someone who really deserves it and is worthy of it, like ME? If yer answer is "yes, SIR", then this is where you belong.
Enter MY domain and you'll find out more soon enough, but any fetish you can think of, its here. Any twisted thing you've ever thought of, I've done it or am makin' plans to do it. Prepare to be amazed, shocked, and the whole time....fulfilled. MY power will make you become obedient and addicted to ME.
Its exactly what I want because more than anything, I want Power over yer soul, boy!