Curious how a steamy twentysomething run of the mill housewife turns Happy Hook-ahhh?
Learn how I promoted myself from Domestic Goddess to Domme-stic Mistress, having blessed and been blessed by some of the finest gentleman and brightest minds of our time.
Ask how my intrinsic gifts took me from local obscurity to becoming a National and even International Treasure. Sought after, not just in my area but from around the world.
Indulge with me as I recount stories based on some of my wildest experiences in the trade!
Let us discuss as I relive as well as share my many memorable photo shoots and intimate sessions with you...
OH and the opportunities, behind every door, at every angle and in all directions (always mine of course) stood endless arrays of opportunities!
My imagination and libido became one.
Soon my interests took me beyond the bedroom, dungeon and exclusive gentlemen's club I’d built, as I immersed myself in the study of Wo/Men’s Psychology and Health.
Never letting my apex insider position go to waste in granting me considerable advantage.
Building trust, endearing men to my indebtedness by parlaying shared experiences, industry secrets, intimate knowledge through undisclosed sources, experimental protocols and procedures.
From a purely primal physical perspective, but more frequently intimate exchanges steeped in the emotional, often concealed tea that brought them to me.
The healing confidant I become so well known for, dispelling guidance and counsel to savvy clientele. Because they’d found in me, Xenia Xonia the sole seductress and mirror to themselves they’d long searched for, but could find in no other.
A listening ear through life’s ups and downs from bad deals, divorces, sexless marriages to unpacking unbridled addictions. Examining haunting memories, intrusive visuals and repetitive thoughts which lead to our risky behaviours and the inevitable consequences. Inviting second guessing and self loathing.
The unique bond shared between professional courtesan and her unchaste client combs a vast terrain. Ease in your disclosures, the strong willingness to submit, cycling through, resequencing as we release them together.
A labyrinth of expertise is my gift to you.
The question is, are you ready to receive it?
To which you must unequivocally answer,
YES MY MISTRESS I AM READY!
As my handle implies, leading you to happiness is my goal.
Whether it be through enrichment of your personal, professional, social, spiritual or sexual lives.
I offer 3 styles of interaction, which are reflected in my listing categories, titles and pricing.
They are as follows:
Memoirs of a Charismatic Courtesan - 1.00/m
Adult conversations, your questions answered, advice on matters relating to career, finance, health, relationships and addictions.
Healing Confidant For Savvy Clientele - 1.50/m
An interactive therapeutic experience. Encompassing an immersive examination of your sexual fetishes and fantasies. Instilling you’re not alone in your quest. Freedom to safely understand your unhindered thoughts and feelings. Without judgment, given a few exceptions of course, my strengths lie in helping you see things in and from an entirely different perspective than you’ve ever encountered before.
Tribute to Solicitously Explicit Hospitality - 2.50/m
Those desiring a Mistress experience, whether it be a blow & go, quickie, full or partial service. Additional practices available upon request including but not limited to: BBC, Cuckolding, SPH, Coercion, Forced, Submission, Training, Obedience, Feminization, Sissydom, Dronification.
White collar, blue collar, black collar, clergy collar, no collar, leash and collar, literally every walk of life.
Nerds and virgins, guys who can’t get pussy or laid for the life of them.
Cucks, betas, and the anxiety ridden, even they deserve a release from time to time, with conditions of course.
Married men, sneaking off for the kinds of fulfillment they could never get at home.
Networking and schmoozing decision makers, so good for bu$ine$$.
Smart men, inviting and avoiding chaos into their lives.
Brilliant minds, seeking the inroads I provided as a consigner of depravity. If we didn’t have it, we knew where to get on demand.
Gender conformity and transformation, males that make better girls and women.
(Always scouting for hot new talent, inquire and apply within)
Sex, trigger, stroke and porn addicted, slaves to their compulsions, a need for complete ownership and obedience.
Celebrities, Politicians, Civil Servants to Real Estate Tycoons, Shipping Magnets, Venture Capitalists, Wall Street Bandits, Trust Fund Baddies, covering their asses with NDA’s.
If you made it this far, you are very welcome.
I DO NOT READ NOR DO I RESPOND TO EMAIL
I will not ask nor beg you to call me. As your first act of humility, you will do so out of unburdening desire to please your Mistress.
Try guessing the ONE service that I grew me such popularity. But it’ll cost you $10 tribute for every chance you get it wrong.
Try guessing the ALL TIME HIGHEST # of cocks (personally and for the house) sucked in one day! But be prepared to tribute 10x the amount you’re off!
I will not entertain requests to meet in person.
Doing so will result in me swiftly blocking your ass!
