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You'd let me ruin your entire LIFE over the relentless pursuit of submission to my ass if I wasn't such a sweet heart. You could go bankrupt for this ass... you'd go into debt just to have the privilege of sniffing my hot girl farts and you'll even sneak away from your wife to call me if you have to. Something about spreading my ass and worshiping invokes deep primal lust within you and makes you high on subspace.

I know your cock is hard just reading this. Is this your first time admitting to yourself how weak you get for hot girl farts? Don't be shy, weirdo. I think it's hot, too.