Phone Sex

I've got better things to do than listen to you.

Try to get my attention, faggot.

Meanwhile you'll hear me go about my day. I'll take meetings, watch tv, listen to podcasts, actually have sex with guys who are worthy of me.

You can beg, you can cry, you can scream. The most you'll get out of me is a laugh, if you're lucky.

The saddest part? I know you're already getting excited thinking about calling. Loser.