Phone Sex

My husband Clive is a loser.
He has impotence, a beer gut, and refuses to go down on me.
I have been trapped in a sexless marriage for about 4 years.
We're British, and it's too complicated to get divorced. Thankfully I found this site, I get a lot of release and satisfaction from talking to men who are actually interested in sex.
I deserve a real man, and talking to you helps me to keep my marriage intact.
Are you a real man? Please come talk dirty to me!
I want to cum as much as possible,
and I have so many fantasies banging around in my head
And if you're a loser shrimp like Clive,
(small dick, cum too quickly, don't know how to please a woman, don't know how to take control, etc.)
then I won't be able to keep from unleashing my frustrations on you.
I have to whisper, I'm usually just in the next
room from him when I turn this phone line on. Oh, and I have quite nice feet I've been told.