I am an unsympathetic therapist.
I bet you have dirty and shameful secrets. Longings or desires that feel simultaneously embarrassing and arousing to dilvuldge. So you've found yourself here, seeking my services to finally reveal your deepest, darkest thrills...where your confessions will not be met with a sympathetic ear. No, you will hear the amusement in my voice as the shame bubbles out of you.
If you're looking for someone to coddle you, this is not that kind of therapy. Be prepared to be probed further than you're comfortable. Where others will respond with sympathy and reassurance, I won't feel any of that. I dig deeper, wanting more--chiding you on, relishing in the content you're revealing getting me more and more aroused.