Hello, all! I’m Valerie. I’m a college professor in her early thirties who is teaching at a well-respected, four year university in the Midwest. I’m not tenured, but I’m also not an adjunct professor.
This is my first year of teaching at the college level and I’m still trying to get used to the fact that I am now the head of the class rather than simply a member of it. I teach music theory and to a much lesser extent, music history. I enjoy it because, as my friends have so often pointed out, I have somehow managed to get paid to listen to and then discuss the musical stylings of Dua Lipa, Taylor Swift, Herbie Hancock and Esperanza Spalding amongst many others. I just do my best to avoid Pat Matheny; he aggravates me for reasons I haven’t entirely identified. In my defense, gaining a better understanding of why I don’t like Pat Matheny would mean that I’d have to listen to more Pat Matheny and that is a bridge too far for me.
I am a pretty open-minded individual—I haven’t encountered many college professors at public institutions who aren’t—but everything that you’ve read and heard about the pitfalls of teaching college students these days is true. Creating a safe space for my students to listen to the music is of paramount import; I also had to send out a trigger warning to everyone prior to the class on Kanye.
The overall impact of that is that I’ve noticed that I often come home at night and breathe a sigh of relief. I’m happy about the teaching I did, but also well aware of the fact that I made it through another day of dodging bullets. When I prepare my lesson plans, I’m more focused on appearing neutral without (m)any strong opinions than on sharing my love of certain periods of music and the joy and passion that they are born of. I made a joke to my friends that I was looking to find a hobby where I didn’t have to worry about offending anyone, no matter what I said, and where I never had to fear seeming crass. One of my friends then told me that I should be a phone sex operator and I couldn’t get the thought out of my head. So here I am!
Fuck, shit, cocksucker!
Wow, that felt good!
I haven’t had a ton of sexual partners in my life; I’ve instead had several long term boyfriends. The result of that is that I’ve felt comfortable enough with them to try lots of crazy things, from things in public, to swapping gender roles, to sub/Domme types of things—as an aside, I genuinely enjoy the ability to instruct a man on how exactly to please me—to things where we’ve been watched to things where I tease my partner mercilessly, until he begs me to stop because he just can’t handle the intensity of it any more.
What turns me on more than anything else is good conversation. I love passionate people discussing their passions with me, whatever they may be (providing that they follow the terms of service here). Good conversation leads to great sex. If we’re debating something and you can change my mind, that will lead to amazing and mind-blowing sex.
I am available to speak mainly at night, but will be able to text at other times throughout the day if I’m not in class. I can’t wait to talk to you!
