My FAVORITE thing is taking your SILLY or SLUTTY or just plain STRANGE idea and not just rolling with it, but stealing it for my own and running away! I have a sense of humor + I won't shut you down (unless that's what you're into, you little fuckin' freak.)
You want an X-Rated Carnival from midway to freak show, a Primal cryptid bitch to stalk you through the woods and taunt you as she does, a beautiful Enchantress or evil Queen from the horny fairytale of your dreams? What about a supervillainess holding your comic hero captive, a Mad Scientist who can only be defeated by dick, a succubus promising mindblowing sexual delights in exchange for a priest's eternal service, or big titty alien babes who love probing willing farmers? Let's fire that imagination up and see what she can do!
Step One: Chat with me and tell me about what YOU want and imagine! We'll get comfortable and relax together
Step Two: ???
Step Three: We start the scene and I blow your damn mind
Why YOU Should Call the Dire MILF!
Y You're a Nerd, Geek, Fanboy, and/or Freak in search of a companion (or a Companion, I see you Browncoats)
Y You need an experienced Dungeon Mistress who'll put your ass in sexy dice jail
Y You love horror, action, & sci fi + know the Drive-In Will Never Die
Y You think you might be kinky + you have questions but you're SHY
Y You have an obsession, fixation, or hobby that NOBODY wants to hear about anymore
YYou KNOW you're a horny kinky freak and you're NOT shy at all!
Y You want to spend $$$ + spoil a bad bitch- because time is money, friend!
Y You just want to hang out + chill with a Goblin with a Fat Ass + Titties who'll give you her FULL attention
Y You have elaborate, complicated, or historical fantasies. Does your cock have a character sheet?
CHAT NOW! We're gonna have SO much fun.
Or at least I am- and at the end of the day, that's what matters!
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NEW! Goody Bag of My Bare Feet in the Rain!
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