**Job Title:** Slave **Location:** Flexible **Job Type:** Full-Time **Description:** Are you seeking a role that's truly one of a kind? Do you have an unwavering commitment to worship, please, and proving you’re worthless? If you're ready to leave the ordinary behind and embrace a position like no other, read on. **Responsibilities:** - Attend to tasks with unwavering obedience and adaptability. - Execute assignments with intellectual acumen and problem-solving skills. - Demonstrate diligence, ensuring tasks are completed efficiently and with attention to detail. **Requirements:** - Financially sound. - Tech savvy. - Flexibility to adapt to varying tasks and assignments. - Intellectual capability to analyze and solve complex problems. - Strong work ethic. - No expectation of benefits, and willingness to work extensive overtime. **Benefits:** - Unique experience and an opportunity to push your limits. - Rare exposure to a diverse range of tasks. - A chance to work with a truly unique employer. - Bonus (for me): you are married. **How to Apply:** If you're ready for a role that's far from ordinary and possess the qualities I seek, apply now. I look forward to embarking on this unique journey together. Don’t waste your time applying for this job if you are not comfortable living under me (i.e. my thumb, my foot, my ass).