Phone Sex

I'm going to fuck your wallet.

Let me fuck your wallet, let me take everything you have. Every time you look at your empty bank account you'll just remember the time you were so weak and pathetic you spent money on me.

Let's face it, we both know what you deserve, and that's nothing. If you're even worth my time, let me remind you of that fact. Everything you have, I could be using so much better. I mean what're you gonna do with it? I don't even know you but knowing you're looking on here, you're probably just going to blow it on something stupid.

It doesn't matter what I spend it on, I know I'm going to spend it on something better than you would.

Here's a list of what I could spend your money on better than anything you would: 

- Nice clothes, so I can look even prettier than I already am.

- Nice shoes, so the world is drawn to my beautiful feet.

- Wine, food, all the things my heart desires~<3

 - Vibrators so I can fuck myself better than you ever could.   

What are you waiting for? I deserve to be pampered.