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It’s 12 pm on a gloomy day and you’re trying to enjoy your day off, you look out the window to discover a moving truck outside of the house across the street, your curiosity immediately starts to take over while you stare out the window. The home is 4 beds and 3 1/2 baths w/ a pool in the backyard, and a two-car garage. So of course you think your new neighbors are probably married with kids (you may even assume they're caucasian). It’s been 20 min since we’ve noticed the moving truck and you’re dying to see this new family, maybe you’ll have some new friends or your kids will have new play buddies. You move to the living room window to get a better look and to your dismay you see a heavy black woman smiling with a box in her hands, you wonder if she’s a friend or one of the movers. You also see four tall black men moving boxes and furniture into the home so it’s safe to think that this is just the moving company. Your curiosity peaks again telling you to go chat with the movers to get a clue of who these people are… before you can reach for the door you see your other noisy neighbor walking towards the house and I’m sure she has questions too! You kick your butt into gear and try to get there at the same time to listen in on the conversation. After three questions you find out that your new neighbor is the heavy black woman you saw from the window, she’s also single. You’re trying so hard to not stare at her body but her shape has your mind racing, why would a single woman want such a big home? Who is she? You politely dismiss yourself because you can feel your manhood rising for the new black single neighbor so you quickly walk back home. As you close the door you look back and see her smirking at you from across the street as if she saw your magic wand waving at her, you shut the door and immediately…

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