Ever since I moved in, you've been making yourself known. You helped moved my furniture. You greet me every morning before you go to work. You've helped build my desk (thanks, by the way!) and you're just the sweetest neighbor I've ever had!
Today I caught you staring at me through your window! You're such a pervert, you know that? You've imagined all the dirty things you could watch me do. Or, better yet, you want me to come over in a little less than nothing on...
You think of me when you're fucking your wife, don't you? Have you said my name on accident yet? How many times have you had to go to the bathroom to jerk off to thoughts of me just to stay horny for your wife? Every time we've chit-chat, you complain about her... Of course, I'm a great listener so you feel safe and happy to tell me everything.
I know my effect on you and that's why I'll keep your secret... for a price. You don't mind being my little errand pet, do you? I'll make sure your wife doesn't find out as long as you behave!