Be my little piggy!

Heavily modified cub here with a split tongue and multi-pierced cock. The more you pay, the harder I get. Nothing keeps makes me leak like watching my balance go up bit by bit by bit while we chat. 

Size 13 feet and 6'1" - all the better to trample you with. It is in your best interest to get underfoot. Ask about my socks and tattooed feet. I can also belch like a motherfucker. Thicker REAL dude - not some muscle mary.

Your tribute will earn my attention, and obeying me will keep it. You will feel so much better once you have been drained. Make your intentions clear from the start so you aren't wasting my time. You'll be on your knees begging to send tribute with one hand, and punishing your balls with the other. You bring the poppers - I'll bring the games.

 The hard earned dollars that you thought were yours aren't any longer. They're mine now. Nothing pleases your BOSS more than a late night cash drain of a worthless paypig like YOU. The more you open your wallet, the more I'll open your mind and maybe your holes. 

 ADDRESS ME AS 'SIR'

Have we spoken before? Be sure to remind you which little piggy you are and make sure you leave SIR some feedback!