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One thing I sure as fuck won’t be doing though, is giving you pathetic disappointments what you want. I AM HERE FOR THE MONEY AND TAKING WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE. I don’t give a fuck what gets you off.

Here’s the deal, jizzbag – I am a cigarette and cigar smoking, beer and whiskey drinking, flag waving, White Redneck Alpha pussy hound misogynist standing proud with my Bruders.
I take what is rightfully mine. Period. I’m the guy your dad wishes you were.

I’m just here for the money. I don’t need it, but you losers make it too god damned easy. Putty in my hands. You’re great ATMs when trained right.

You actually want me to talk to you? We can play a few rounds of Raise the Rate or I'll just leave you hanging for a nice slow drain. I'll get my funds either way. Just be ready to cough up the dough and don't waste my time.

Nothing comes for free, spunkgulper.