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Rate Seem Wrong??? ⭐ Warning: Read First!!!

 
 
 
 
 

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PHONE SEX CHAT GOODIES FEEDBACK

ROFLMAO!!!
(In case you don't know textspeak - that means I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now!!!)
OF COURSE IT'S WRONG!

You see, you have to EARN your rate with me.

So if you're even thinking about calling me on this line, consider yourself duly informed... (Sweet Sexy Hint: It's probably in your best interest to keep reading.)


FAIR WARNING: DON'T LET THE PRICE FOOL YOU
Whatever is listed may...or may not... be somebody else's rate. It might even be a teaser rate in a power game I'm in the middle of playing with somebody right now!

Perhaps I'm toying with YOU.

It could be a COMPLETE WASTE of your money.

Then again...maybe not. Who knows?

Okay, in all honesty maybe I know. But, sometimes I surprise even myself!

Of course, there is the remote (yet distinct) possibility that this is all a carefully crafted and exquisitely executed plot. An intricately woven web of enticement and entrapment...deliciously designed to get inside your head... and artfully obscured by confusing smoke and mirrors....all beautifully orchestrated to pull of the ULTIMATE FINDOM SCHEME - the likes of which NF has never seen!

ROFLMAOSHIGFA!!!! (add "so hard I'm gasping for air" to the standard)

Yeah, maybe that sounds a little far-fetched. Could be hyperbole or me just getting a little silly. LOL!

You be the judge.

BTW, in case you think you can inside my head... good luck with that!

Unless you're a self-proclaimed "Bobby Axelrod incarnate", you happen to be my favorite psychological sadist, or you're that super sexy Irish rugby player who is as brilliant as he is hot, I'm 99% sure you can't begin to fathom what goes on inside this mind of mine - much less the range of possibilities when it comes to what I might have up my sleeve!

Oh, and just in case you thought for a second it would be a cheap way to test me out if the rate just happens to be low right now or you're some kind of poser FinDOM wannabe - THINK TWICE!

If you're already one of my NF friends...

Whether you're scratching your head because this doesn't make a bit of sense to you, it just so happens that you DO have clue, or even if this has stirred something that rings true in you - there's really only one important thing to know:

I hope you're wowed by my ingenuity and cheeky flair!

Do with that what you will. I trust you'll know how take it from here =)

If you're NOT one of my NF phone friends...

Surprised? Not what you expected? GOOD!

Curious, intrigued, or seriously puzzled and feeling off-kilter? EVEN BETTER!

Perhaps you thought the title was the set up for a big old page of flashy PTV clickbait and tribute buttons. Too easy, predictable, and WAY overdone on NF already. Not to mention totally NOT my style.

Maybe you were hoping I would tease you with how fabulous and unattainable I am or try to seduce you with promises or threats of...whatever.

Sorry for your luck. Not happening.

In fact, I'm not going to tell you a single thing about me!

Seriously.

Here's the bottom line: I don't know you and I really don't need anything from you at all. If this is just isn't what you're looking for, you don't have any interest in me, or my "cheeky flair" rubs you the wrong way - no problem. Thanks for taking a look!

But, if you think you can make ANY kind of judgments about me based on this particular listing or what you've read so far - you're an IDIOT! Go. Quickly. Be gone! For my sake and yours. Otherwise, it's really pretty simple.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS
OPTION #1: Play My "Get-to-Know-Me" Game.

This may sound surprising, or even sketchy, but there really aren't any wrong reasons or ways to play. Trust me!

You can play the game to really get to know me or play just to satisfy your curiosity, boredom, or some insatiable urge to click,click, click!

Play till you learn enough to not waste too much of your money (or my time for that matter) or play till you have a real sense of who I am, what I have to offer, and what that might be worth to you.

You can even play to try to earn enough "brownie points" to help you get whatever it is that you want. Play as little or as long as you want...till you get bored or just give up LOL!

Or don't play at all. I really don't care.This is all about you.

So ask yourself why you're here right now and what you really want out of this. If you truly don't know...just trust your gut.

Ready to play? It's easy - just pick one!

Don't like games? No problem. Maybe the direct approach is more your style =)

OPTION #2: Send whatever YOU think is an appropriate tribute and introduce yourself via email or chat.

It's really as simple as that!

Well, technically there is a simpler, more direct, 3rd option. That elephant in the room, if you will...


Dare you "roll the dice" and just call me?

I don't know. I don't have a single clue about you! But if you've read this far, I do have a clue for you...

Sweet Sexy Bonus Hint: If you don't have the balls to roll the dice right now and you want to hedge your bets...or "rate stalk" me if that's more your thing... it would be a good idea to FAVORITE this listing now. There might be some other reasons that's in your best interest too...but those are a SECRETS yet to be revealed LOL!

For now, consider that little tip a Sweet Sexy Reward for --

Oops! Don't know how to finish that phrase? Well, the answer is in my free MP3 (*saucy smile*)

Ciao 4 Now!

Claire

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