Guess what?
I am here to change your life!

I know you have been looking for a new addiction to replace all of your old, bad habits... Well... Here I am!

I know you work hard to make all that money. I am here to take it. Just like that. How does knowing that make you feel?

I want everything. I deserve everything. I am going to take everything. Don't be fooled by my sweet demeanor and ways. I am so ready to ruin you.

I am really looking forward to you spoiling me!