Congrats....You have come across the one who is going to own your soul. I am Fag Master Gary and I exist for one purpose. To absolutely dominate you in ways you didn't even know were possible. This is Fag Master Gary, as heard on the Howard Stern Show!
I will place you on my torture rack and the things I will do to you will leave you a broken man forever. Are you ready to serve me? I am your god now.
If you are ready to experience TRULY serving someone, then it's time to call me.
I am waiting for you to come and serve me.