You will need: Paper, pen, string. We're getting creative today, pin dick! Nothing complicated, I know better than to ask too much of a horny idiot like you! Then I'm going to give you a little talking to about your little dickie which I know you're already stroking. You can't keep your hand off that sad, inadequate cock of yours, a cock that no woman wants. Even if it's "average" size, no one wants average. It's too small.